ALCOHOLICS

2 Tough and Crazy people get together and consider life through the Oracle of the Animated Gif. They contemplate Alcoholics.  SHE is . HE ain’t. SHE has been amongst hundreds of sober ones today and he just might have been amongst rather a few non-sober ones today.

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.

The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.  ~Author Unknown

    There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them.
Terry Pratchett

I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice.
Abraham Lincoln

It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.
 Thomas de Quincy, Confessions of an English Opium-Eater, 1856

 

Cliff: Hey, Norm, What’s up?
Norm: My blood-alcohol level.

Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
- Phyllis Diller