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DRUNKENNESS

2 Tough and Crazy people get together and consider life through the Oracle of the Animated Gif. They contemplate DRUNKENNESS. HE ain’t drunk and SHE ain’t drunk – but Lizzy knows some mighty drunk people.

Mynheer Vandunck, though he never was drunk, Sipped brandy and water gayly.
George Colman

Let me lie,
let me die on thy snow-covered bosom,
I would eat of thy flesh as a delicate fruit,
I am drunk of its smell, and the scent
of thy tresses
Is a flame that devours.
~George Moore

“If you want to be happy for an hour, get drunk;

 

If you want to be happy for three days, get married;

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people ‘the cops.’ But you know, sometimes, you’ve just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!”

 

  

A drunkard is a dead man, and all dead men are drunk.
– Yeats

 

 

Qui peccat ebrius, luat sobrius – He who does wrong when drunk must be punished when sober.

 

 

 Our hearts are drunk with a beauty our eyes could never see

If you want to be happy forever, make a garden. -Chinese Proverb

 

ALCOHOLICS

2 Tough and Crazy people get together and consider life through the Oracle of the Animated Gif. They contemplate Alcoholics.  SHE is . HE ain’t. SHE has been amongst hundreds of sober ones today and he just might have been amongst rather a few non-sober ones today.

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.

The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.  ~Author Unknown

    There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them.
Terry Pratchett

I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice.
Abraham Lincoln

It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.
 Thomas de Quincy, Confessions of an English Opium-Eater, 1856

 

Cliff: Hey, Norm, What’s up?
Norm: My blood-alcohol level.

Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
– Phyllis Diller

 

 

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